
Tell her the truth, for if you are lying to her this day she will know. She will ask you if you truly believe in them. Her eyes will be dark-ringed from lack of sleep, and red from crying for so many years. It will slide back, revealing a beautiful woman in an elegant dress. However, if you are brave, steel yourself and knock upon the plastic-siding door. If you wish to spare yourself the innumerable horrors of the 538 objects, turn back now. If a forbidding air seems to push you away from it, you know you have found the place. You will find a run-down shack directly across or down the road from you. Turn to face her, although she will not be there. Perhaps she will touch your shoulder or arm, or perhaps she will tug on your pant-leg. Scream at the top of your lungs, with a voice enough to shake the stones "I KNOW THAT THEY ARE REAL! DON'T LET THIS END HERE!" Many who have sought this Holder distinctly remember weeping bitterly at this point, though I doubt you will need to. Leave at once, and place your hand on the door of the building. You will only be escorted out by the guards, and your attempt will be ruined. The clerk will dismiss you, claiming to have no time for pranks. Perhaps you should be if you are actually considering this voyage.

They will shoot you a look that will make you feel as if you were already committed.

Answer promptly, but calmly, that you are "The One Who Seeks". A bored look will stretch across their face and they will ask you, "Friend or Family?" as they shuffle through their papers. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls themselves "The Holder of the Seeker". In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself into.
